Hello. I’m Darren.
I’ll be using this site as a dumping ground for stuff I usually either guest-post on friends’ blogs or never get to find a home for, in which case it sits on my hard drive, taunting me. Posts here will be a random mix…
I’m a writer. I’ve had a Doctor Who audio story published with Big Finish narrated by the lovely Louise Jameson who played Leela in the TV show, opposite Tom Baker. I’m editing my first novel, I’m writing my second (a YA science-fiction/fantasy) and I always have one or two short stories on the go.
I’ve also scripted some TV ads; Blue Square Betting, Mecca Bingo and My Weekly.
I’m a musician. I play bass and sing. In the late 80s to mid 90s I was a session guy for various bands and studios. Even though I don’t do this full-time any more, I still like to work on select projects. I recently played some dates for Thomas Dolby. If you don’t know who he is, there’s the link… go look him up!Laying down the funk with Thomas Dolby at the Union Chapel. Photo courtesy of NKGuy.
I’m a digital artist. In 1997, I started my own design business. Logos, websites, 3D modelling/animation and photo re-touching & manipulation/compositing, for the likes of BMW, Vogue, Citibank, British American Tobacco and Levis, to name but a few.
I don’t handle many clients these days – preferring to keep my list small and my stress levels low!
Past things. I’ve worked in several warehouses as a general dogsbody and broom pusher – I once accidentally destroyed a pallet of beans with a forklift truck. Yes, it’s as much fun as it sounds.
I was a member of a business accounts team at BT, for about 6 months, at least until they realised my refusing to wear a tie was merely the thin end of a very thick wedge.
I’ve been an ad designer for a local newspaper, a van driver, a steward. A geo-physics data clerk, a dish-washer, a photographer’s assistant. A pair of hands for an engineering firm who were contracted to repair sections of the London Underground – walking around (I mostly carried a ladder) the tunnels at 3am is damn scary – and a spy for MI6.
OK, not the last one.*
All enjoyable in their way. Definitely good experiences and material for my writing now.
*Or was I?**